Neuronal Misuse

WWTDD Allstar.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:08:00 +0000

I hope this isn't in bad taste. All in all, WWTDD has been pretty weak lately. Honestly, Britney Spears could magically transform into a unicorn covered in snakes in front of a thousand people and I wouldn't care at this point, or want to hear about it. Its tiresome. And I really don't like reading about Heath Ledger because I liked him as an actor and I think the whole situation is tragic. But, sometimes you just have to look at the big picture and comment about some things.

Commenting on the fact that the masseuse made 4 phone calls upon discovering Ledger's body, the first and third calls (I think) being to one of the Olsen twins, WWTDD says the following:

"Wolozin apparently worked for Olsen as well and knew the two were friends, but that still seems like a weird choice for a first call. In a time of crisis, a chain-smoking 65 pound white girl seems a pretty useless choice. A towel, a shoe, a dead pig, a cigar store Indian - all of these things would be of more use than a jittery bug-eyed skeleton, shaking and smoking in the corner. There's no chance that helps in any possible way."

A fantastic point and expertly written. I love that damn site. You had me at hello.

Source page from what I think is one ofthe top 5 sites on the Internet.

Oh you guys....

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:52:00 +0000

Some of these are just hilarious. People reading this post are going to think that I am an Atheist or something, but that isn't true, I just can ignore logic and/or the blatant disregarding of logic.

The 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

Some of them are so, SO good.

Just when Slate starts pissing me off...

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:23:00 +0000

I have a love/hate relationship with Slate.com . On one hand, they write really off topic articles about things you wouldn't normally read about (see: an entire article dedicated to the best water gun HERE ) These prove to be fascinating and have me coming back for more time and time again. Lately, however, the website seems to be more and more dedicated to the Politcal forumn. This is fine, I suppose. They do write about intriguing, and often obscure, issues within this realm, but I often find myself lacking in the basic knowledge department of this area (something I also take issue with, the lack of a place to get unbiased general information about policies and general ideas of all candidates; sorry I'm not reading 4-6 books).

But just as I find myself trying to ween myself off of Slate in search of another outlet of intriguing and offtopic news and commentary (that isn't Fark.com), it draws me back in. Its not complicated but this article entertained me

W hy the Mafia Loves Garbage

Its just an explanation of something I have never really thought about. Also, it alerts you tot he fact that in Italy, supposedly 1 out of 5 businesses are controlled by the mafia, which is nuts. just thought this was cool. Enjoy.

Good stuff.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:45:00 +0000

I think that this is something that everyone should read. Its kind of long but it makes a lot of really good points.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sweet.

OWNED.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:21:00 +0000

I have never watched "The West Wing" but if this is the kind of shit that happens regularly then I really didn't know what I was missing. This is so great and the type of thing that needs to be done in reality more often.

Bible n00b.

Animals Rule.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:01:00 +0000

Too Super Cool For His Ticket - Watch more free videos

This is hilarious because its true. And it is also why people love dogs and other animals so much.

Hmmmmmm....

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:44:00 +0000

I have no comment, but I dont post things that are shit. Keep that in mind.

Here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Don't be a douche, It's just a phone.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:49:00 +0000

I wish they would do this for all the pretentious bullshit Apple commercials. Get off your high horse Apple and stop putting songs in your commercials that no matter if they are good or bad you cant get them out of your head unless you blow it out...with a bullet. For shits sakes. What a load of crap.

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"Well lets hope it doesn't come to that..."

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:22:00 +0000

This is just further proof that, most of the time, bleeping things out is actually funnier than saying the implied words. Arrested Development was a master of this and this video is another example of bleeping glory.

Count the FCC Violations - Watch more free videos

"I ______ the spiders on the waaaaaaalllllll."

JAPAN = SUCCESS

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:05:00 +0000

This is so amazing.

Japanese Binocular Soccer - Watch more free videos

I think the kickoff is the best.

Good Work.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 18:28:00 +0000

Well done Hasbro. Well done.

Mashups = Success

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:59:00 +0000

This is obvioiusly a mash-up of two different Internet Videos. The german kid is one of the scariest most pathetic/hilarious things I have ever seen and the Star Wars chick...well, for me to say that a video is one of, if not THE, funniest video I have ever seen on the Internet...well that is saying something. The combination works brilliantly. Here it is "Angry German Kid vs. Star Wars Chick" :

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Best Skateboarding Accident EVER.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:03:00 +0000

Been a while since I rapped at 'cha. Haven't really had the anything that inspired me lately to post and I don't want to just post bullshit. The muses have been mum. But, something that makes me laugh this hard is just the ticket onto my personal internet hall of fame. So here you are, the best skateboarding accident I have ever seen.

Fucker won't embed so heres the link:

ASDFADSFALDFALDSJFALDFJALDSFJADSFLJ

Politcal Correctness < Old Comedy

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:28:00 +0000

In a way, I kind of feel sorry for today's comedians. In all of their writings, routines, and jokes they must constantly keep in the back of their mind the thought of offending someone or some group. They must work within the parameters of politcally correct speech and ideas or else risk everything. This day in age, an entire career can be nearly ruined by a joke that is taken the wrong way or comment that misconstrued or not taken as a joke. To come up with NEW material that is still funny and edgy, yet still falls within these boundaries must be daunting at times. I long for a time when you people aren't so goddamn sensitive. When people can learn not to take themselves so seriously and can learn to take a joke. Humor, is needed in day to day life. Though I don't support using comedy as a medium to say and joke about whatever you want carte blanche, I do think that people need to take a joke. In a world where people can fear for their lives and groups make death threats over a newspaper CARTOON (heres looking at you Muslim Extremists, calm the fuck down) comedy obviously has to tread lightly. Even those comedians that tout themselves as edgy and irreverant still have boundaries. That is why I present this clip from the beginning of a fine film called "Blazing Saddles" Imagine this movie coming out now.

So, so good.

Nerds with free time.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:20:00 +0000

If you spend a considerable amount of time on the internet as I myself do, then maybe you also came across the video of Marie Osmond on Dancing with the Stars pass out after a performance. This was pretty funny in and of itself but apparently there is unedited footage that shows what really happened.

What Really Happened to Marie Osmond - Watch more free videos

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever laughed at. Not only is it ridiculous that I laughed at this, but it is even more ridiculous that someone took the time to make this video. And of all the things they could have done in this video with editing and such they choose to have what happen? Oh yeah, get shot in the face by a TIE fighter. Well done internet. Can't really make fun too much, they made the front page of Break.com which apparently awards $400. Time to get out the video camera.

FUCKIN SWEET

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:40:00 +0000

This shit is awesome.

As soon as I was getting bored with the Addams Family, "This is Halloween" kicks in and had me hooked.

VIRAL

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:32:00 +0000

I am pretty sure that the percentage of Internet phenomena that you recognize from this video is directly proportional to how awesome you are.

I win.

DUDE

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:41:00 +0000

I feel like you aren't a man if you can't do this. Mastery and understanding of the nuances of the word "Dude" is something that should be ingrained in the male mind from an early age.

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Well done Budweiser.

Divine Intervention

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:58:00 +0000

Call me a blasphemer. Call me a Believer. Whatever you wish. Just know that this may be some of the greatest evidence for God that I have ever heard of.

Miracles DO happen.

I probably should have done Vet Med.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:06:00 +0000

I didn't really have a lot of pets growing up (except for the shelled crusader, Todd), but I have always been an animal person. That being said I often find myself thinking about animals that would be awesome to have as pets. I was just going to make a list but I decided that some video evidence was also in order. This is non-comprehensive.

1) a Mini-Pig. Yes, you heard me right. That exists and I want one.

Mini-Pig

2) A Cheetah. This would be so fucking awesome.

3) A Polar Bear. I dont even think this thing is real, I think Disney made this up. And then it grows up to be a badass killing machine. Holy shit.

4) A Penguin. Jesus, do you see that little backpack. This might be one of the greatest things on the planet. Give.

5) A Raccoon. Duh.

6) A River Otter. When I woke up today, I did not think that at some point, I would be watching a video of an Otter dancing to the tune of "Hey Ya." Now you too, can have that privilege. So awesome.

7) A Seal. I would go to the pool everyday, plain and simple.

8) A Wallaby. Dear lord, its a miniature Kangaroo. Yes please.

9) A Fox. Foxes rule. End of story.

This is a work in progress. Expect a sequel to this list because animals rule so hard.

peace

Ok. Fine. Whatever.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:08:00 +0000

You know what, I don't even care how gay is sounds I am going to see the shit out of this movie.

AND THE WINNER IS...

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:18:00 +0000

I am fairly certain that this is why the internet was invented. So that things like this could be spread to the masses. This girl's life must be great.

This blog is smokin' right now with activity

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:11:00 +0000

This is one of the funniest SNL skits that I have ever seen.

"Freds got slacks on the boulevaaaaaaaard."

"WEEKENDS I go for the WEEKENDS"

I'm a nerd.

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:01:00 +0000

Well here comes another epic fantasy kids movie along the same lines as Narnia and Harry Potter. I didn't read these books but hell, the movie looks like it could be pretty entertaining. You can call me a nerd. Thats fine with me. I can live with that. But if you have a problem with an armored Polar Bear battle then...well you are just a lame faggot and I'm pretty sure thats worse.

HEY LOOK! ITS THE WORST SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE!

noreply@blogger.com (Windsor) — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:57:00 +0000

This is just...just so horrible and painful.